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7/4-2003, 22:53

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The Top 13 Signs You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School:

The Top 13 Signs You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School

13> Your dojo's symbol is a bullseye target.

12> First demonstration consists of falling to the floor, curling
into the fetal position, and whimpering pitifully.

11> Frequent pauses while instructor tearfully stops to right his
spilled pocket protector.

10> The "gis" are used hospital gowns, and the "throwing stars"
are just slices of old cheese.

9> The homework is always just to watch a Jackie Chan movie.

8> The techniques are only effective if your attacker is one of
the Three Stooges.

7> Instructor's low fees enhanced by take from one-on-one "pop
quizzes" in dark alleys.

6> Benihana has a restraining order against your instructor.

5> Local muggers gather in the parking lot waiting for class to
end.

4> Current students bark out on cue the phrase "Insurance does
not exist in this dojo!"

3> You take yourself to the mat 4 out of 5 times simply trying
to tie your belt on.

2> Sensei's "ancient Chinese secret" required notifying the
neighbors when he moved in.


and the Number 1 Sign You've
Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School...


1> Did Confucius ever really say he was "going to open up a
can of whoop-ass" on someone?


Michael Johansen,
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Always one more try, I'm not afraid to die
Stand and fight, say what you feel
Born with a heart of steel
10/4-2003, 11:05

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10. Your school teaches "Bruce Lee Karate".

9. You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon.

8. The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt.

7. The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts.

6. Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products.

5. While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelpng bees.

4. Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that).

3. No one sweats.

2. While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher.

1. When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?"
10/4-2003, 12:29

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Tue J ID #34280
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Træneren blinker frækt til dig og han vil altid bade under samme bruser som dig. Du undrer dig også over, hvorfor du er den eneste "elev". Desuden har du aldrig hørt om anal-approach tai chi. Beklædningen er iøvrigt kun et slips og første dags emne er "Hvorfor det er godt at gå på frisørskole, hvis man er mand". Opvarmningen består desuden kun i at varme underlivet op og træneren står altid bag ved dig.

Når du så til sidst opdager, at lederen af Anal-approach tai chi også er leder af Mændenes Strikkeklub, bør du overveje at skifte klub...
13/4-2003, 14:23

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Michael Johansen,
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Stand and fight, Live by your heart
Always one more try, I'm not afraid to die
Stand and fight, say what you feel
Born with a heart of steel

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