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1/8-2003, 11:51

Christian Yssin

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> The European Commission has just announced an agreement that English
> will be the official language of the EU, rather than German (the
> other possibility). As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's
> Government conceded that English spelling had some room for
> improvement,and has accepted a 5-year phase-in of new rules which
> would apply to the language and reclassify it as EuroEnglish. The
> agreed plan is as follows: In year 1, the soft 'c' would be replaced
> by 's'.
> Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard
> 'c' will be replaced by 'k'. This should klear up konfusion and
> keyboards kan now have one less letter. There will be growing publik
> enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome 'ph' is replaced
> by 'f'. This will reduse 'fotograf' by 20%. In the 3rd year, publik
> akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage
> where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will
> enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a
> deterent to akurate speling.
> Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent 'e's in the
> language is disgrasful and they should eliminat them. By year 4,
> peopl wil be reseptiv to lingwistik korektions such as replasing
> 'th' with
> 'z' and 'w' with 'v' (saving mor keyboard spas). During ze fifz
> Year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and
> similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
> After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a reli sensibil riten styl. Zer vil
> be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to
> understand ech ozer.... ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!! VE VIL AL SPIK
1/8-2003, 12:07

Lasse Petersen

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den er sku cool

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1/8-2003, 12:22

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David ID #46935
1/8-2003, 12:41


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Jeg skulle lige til at skrive en masse klogt, om at Engelsk jo alligevel er en blanding af de europæiske sprog og latin.... INDEN jeg fik den læst færdig

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