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12/1-2005, 17:11

Nico

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Kom med Jeres quotes! Let's go!

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
12/1-2005, 17:12

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Har du en rekord du skal slå, Nico?


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I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it.
12/1-2005, 18:12



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En luder/bitch udtaler sig omkring hvordan Snoop Dog har behandler hende. Hun siger
"I used to protest for womans right an' shit, but ever since I met that silvertunge motherfucker, my rents have been payed, and Ive bein looking asshols and albows as stamps." sådan cirka.

Jeg kan ikke lige fattet hvad den sidste sætning betyder, men budskabet er klart! Pimping is good for ya.

12/1-2005, 18:31

Torben Overgaa



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"God is dead" - Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead" - God

12/1-2005, 18:37

Peter L.T.L.



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En tidligere kærste sagde engang til mig:
"Nej nej, det er fint. Det er i orden. Det gør ikke noget!!"

Det var useriøst, for hun mente det overhovedet ikke


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I think we have all been headbutted in the face at sometime in life... - Stuart Pearce
12/1-2005, 19:00



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"STOP! STOOOOOOOOP!!!! STOP FOR HELVEDE!"

den sidste jeg sparrede mod
12/1-2005, 19:02

FORMAND LMAO

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(The cocaine flies out of the saltshaker)

Dr.Gonzo: "You see what God just did to us, man?!"

Raoul Duke: "God didn't do that, you did it...your'e a fuckin' narcotics agent!! Bastard, swine, whore!!"

Dr. GonzoPoints the gun at Duke's face)
"You better be careful...plenty of vultures out here, theyll pick your bones clean before morning..."

Raoul Duke: "You fuckin' whore..."

- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas


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Shit Spooky,det var fanme den sygeste side jeg endnu har set på nettet,og det siger ikke så lidt skulle jeg hilse og sige - Bürarüm |----| Hvem står bag definitionen og har de taget højde for alle muligheder og veganer maden? - Kærgaard
12/1-2005, 19:09



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BRUGER skrev:
"STOP! STOOOOOOOOP!!!! STOP FOR HELVEDE!"

den sidste jeg sparrede mod


Han var vist rimelig useriøs
12/1-2005, 19:18

FORMAND LMAO

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Dr. Gonzo:
"If I put you in the pool right now, you'd sink like a goddamn stone. You took too much. Jesus, look at your face, you're about to explode. Don't try and fight it, or you'll get brain bubbles. Strokes, aneurysms. You'll just wither up and die."





Raoul Duke:
"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a Highway Traffic Cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you're about to turn right. This is to let him know you're looking for a proper place to pull off and talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he is about to make 180 degree turn at speed... but you will be ready for it, braced for the G's and the fast heel toe work."


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Shit Spooky,det var fanme den sygeste side jeg endnu har set på nettet,og det siger ikke så lidt skulle jeg hilse og sige - Bürarüm |----| Hvem står bag definitionen og har de taget højde for alle muligheder og veganer maden? - Kærgaard
12/1-2005, 19:26

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DELPEDE skrev:
En tidligere kærste sagde engang til mig:
"Nej nej, det er fint. Det er i orden. Det gør ikke noget!!"

Det var useriøst, for hun mente det overhovedet ikke





Sagt i en kæmpe brandert i toget fra København til Aalborg...

"Fuck, har vi ikke flere bajere?! Så håber jeg fandeme de har ål i Ølborg!!!"

- og selvfølgelig havde de dét... altså øl. Og Mama sørgede naturligvis for et ekstra supply til hjemturen.


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Oh,gammel, træt og skadet. Hvad blev der af ungdommen og hvorfor så meget kaffe og kage?!
12/1-2005, 19:51

FORMAND LMAO

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"Op med benene, Houdini!"
- Møw, en langhåret klassekammerat, i en sammenhæng ingen af os andre forstod...


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Shit Spooky,det var fanme den sygeste side jeg endnu har set på nettet,og det siger ikke så lidt skulle jeg hilse og sige - Bürarüm |----| Hvem står bag definitionen og har de taget højde for alle muligheder og veganer maden? - Kærgaard
12/1-2005, 20:59

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Flere klassiske film quotes:

ahh.. ah-so cuuute... buh-bye

Master Tang: Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... you know, as a joke.

[Chosen One kicks Wimp-Lo in the face. Wimp-Lo does a pose]
Wimp Lo: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?
Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.
Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!

I could leap like a freak, then throw in a back-stapping eel-strike, but... he'd have a clear shot at my ribs.
I could always pretend I'm a bird... but that would just look stupid and leave my small sensitive balls completely exposed.

Wimp Lo: Knock, knock. Who's there? Your butt that's about to be kicked!

Ling: Please, stop. Wimp Lo sucks as a fighter, a child could beat him.
The Chosen One: Well, I'm gonna count to three, and if I hear one more friggin' squeak, I'm gonna take his shoes, and shove em' up his...

Master Betty: When you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass kicking for you.

Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata hiding amoungst the candy hoping the kids don't break through with the stick


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The generic arts have left a path for us to follow, but we will not go that way! We have our own way to go, we go the way of the Hwarang!
12/1-2005, 22:14

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Bom-B: Skal du kæmpe til Aalborg Event?


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People who think the know everything are very annoying to those of us that really do
12/1-2005, 23:31

Gammel profil,...

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"Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberry"

"Are you proposing swallows migrate?"

"He is not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

"I fart in your general direction"

Alle sammen fra diverse Monty Python film...
13/1-2005, 0:21

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apropos hamster...

Et af de mest fantastiske citater jeg kender:

A: "sometimes I feel crazy, walking around talking to myself."

B: "No, no! Talking to yourself isn't crazy. Walking around with a melon on your head, shouting "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster"; that's crazy!"

Sætter lissom tingene i perspektiv
kan desværre ikke huske hvad filmen hedder. Hvis nogen kan, så giv lige et praj


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Oh,gammel, træt og skadet. Hvad blev der af ungdommen og hvorfor så meget kaffe og kage?!
13/1-2005, 0:37

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Ca.:

"Hva' så...gjorde det nas, den fødsel dér?"

Tonny, Pusher II


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Ej fjærter mus som hest uden røv revner
13/1-2005, 9:54



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Claus skrev:
Skal du kæmpe til Aalborg Event?


Nej, det skal jeg ikke. Skal du? Tænker du på det, der bliver afholdt i AKBK? Jeg kommer ud og ser det ihvertfald.
13/1-2005, 11:42

Christian Yssi

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Ved ikke om det kvalificere sig som en quote men den er i hvert fald useriøs:
http://superluder.dk/olate2/download.php?file=123

13/1-2005, 15:24

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Eat shit and die, bitch! - A bitch is a bitch by NWA


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13/1-2005, 15:26

Søren Mørch



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Eat shit and die, bitch! - A bitch is a bitch by NWA


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I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it.
13/1-2005, 15:27

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Bom-B: Nix jeg skal ikke kæmpe (er gået på pension - eller i hvert fald efterløn) , men jeg kommer muligvis for at dømme, hvis ikke Olsen kan skrabe dommere sammen fra lokalområdet.


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People who think the know everything are very annoying to those of us that really do
13/1-2005, 15:30

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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

Inigo Montoya til The six fingered man i filmen "The Princess Bride"


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People who think the know everything are very annoying to those of us that really do
13/1-2005, 15:59

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"I'm not saying that I don't trust you, and I'm not saying that I do, but I don't"
- Hotshots

"She knew too much. She knew how the Wildernes Girls turned cocaine into cookies, and then sold them on the open market. That's what got her killed"
"You don't think it was the bullets!?"
- Loaded Weapon

"Who are you?"
"I'm your vørst naitmære"
"No you're not, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare"
- Loaded Weapon

"And now.....A yak"
- Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls



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Irony is a literary or rhetorical device, in which there is an incongruity or discordance between what a speaker or a writer says; and what he or she means, or is generally understood.
13/1-2005, 16:45

Christian

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"Av for satan, okay det gjorde ondt. Du sindssyg, det ved du godt ik'?"

"Jo, der er ikke noget i vejen med at være sindssyg. Der er noget ivejen med at være sindssyg og ikke selv vide det."

De grønne slagtere.

"Nu bliver kussen stram!"

Kusse Kurt, Pusher II


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"Only A Warrior Chooses Pacifism; Others Are Condemned To It"
13/1-2005, 17:19

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"se moore contakt I have wis piipøl, se moore I lørn"
Terminator - guess who


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Oh,gammel, træt og skadet. Hvad blev der af ungdommen og hvorfor så meget kaffe og kage?!
13/1-2005, 22:02

Jes



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"Der er intet fejet ind under gulvtæppet"
- Poul Schlüter



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Irony is a literary or rhetorical device, in which there is an incongruity or discordance between what a speaker or a writer says; and what he or she means, or is generally understood.
13/1-2005, 23:55

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HA ha - den her skal re-postes. Den er så fed mand - totalt sejt du kunne huske den:¨

"And now.....A yak"


Men ellers er Whit Goodman fra Dodgeball rigtig sej:

"You like the freaky stuff huh? Well I can be freaky too - real freaky naughty....."

Eller i samme film - Gary Coles totalt steneren og fraværendes kommentator-sidekick, hvor Gary Cole bekendtgør at Average Jos trækker sig fra konkurrencen -
"Average Joes team has decided to forfeit the match"

Og sidekickens svar er:

"Its a bold strategy - lets see how it works out for them.........."


14/1-2005, 1:04

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The Big Lebowsky
citaterne er uendelige...

Walter om mobiltelefoni:
"like life starts and stops at your convenience you miserable piece of SHIT!"

Walter, mens han smadrer hvad han tror er little Larry's nye bil.

"Do you see what happens?" (smash)"Do you see what happens Larry?" (smash)"THIS is what happens Larry!" (smash, smash, smash)"THIS is what happens when you try to FUCK a TRANGER in THE ASS!!!!!"


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Oh,gammel, træt og skadet. Hvad blev der af ungdommen og hvorfor så meget kaffe og kage?!
14/1-2005, 1:05

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*STRANGER*


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Oh,gammel, træt og skadet. Hvad blev der af ungdommen og hvorfor så meget kaffe og kage?!
14/1-2005, 10:27

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Ahh, Lebowski...! Don't get me started.

"Shut the fuch up, Donny!"

"The Dude: Hey careful man there's a beverage here."

"The Dude: His wife goes out and owes money all over town and they pee on my rug.
Walter: They pee on your fucking rug.
The Dude: They pee'd on my fucking rug.
Walter: That's right dude, they pee'd on your fucking rug."

"Walter: Am I wrong?
The Dude: No, you're not wrong.
Walter: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole.
Walter: Okay then."



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Vegetar betyder dårlig jæger på indiansk.
14/1-2005, 15:24

FORMAND LMAO

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Lebowski, igen:

The Dude: "Take it easy man!!"

Walter: "I'm perfectly calm, Dude."

The Dude: "Yeah, waving the fucking gun around!?"

Walter: "I'm calmer than you are"

The Dude: "Will you just take it easy!"

Walter: "I'm calmer than you are..."


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Shit Spooky,det var fanme den sygeste side jeg endnu har set på nettet,og det siger ikke så lidt skulle jeg hilse og sige - Bürarüm |----| Hvem står bag definitionen og har de taget højde for alle muligheder og veganer maden? - Kærgaard
14/1-2005, 15:41

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Dracula: Are you ready to die?
Blade: I was born ready motherfucker

ultra style
14/1-2005, 18:01



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Big Lebowski:

Nihilist: We thought we were going to get a million dollars! It's not fair!

Walter: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.


(og så selvfølgelig scenen, hvor the dude taber sin joint, mens han kører bil).
14/1-2005, 21:34

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Nik og Jay;
"Lækker, lækker, lækker, lækker, lækker, lækker, lækker, lækker, lækker"

- du sagde det skulle være useriøst.........


14/1-2005, 21:37

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Nik og Jay er som koncept i sig selv så useriøst at det ikke kræver et citat


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En Kriger kæmper for noget han tror på, en soldat kæmper for noget andre tror på
14/1-2005, 21:38

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Og selvfølgelig den altid elskelige Drew Carey:

"So You hate your job? - huh! Well there is a support-group for that. Its called EVERYBODY - and they meet in the bar!!"

14/1-2005, 21:38

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I may be fat, but you're ugly and I'm the Pope!- Hôl


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En Kriger kæmper for noget han tror på, en soldat kæmper for noget andre tror på
14/1-2005, 21:45

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Jeg vendte mig om og så ser jeg ham... Svendsen, den forbandede lille tykmælk, der står og griner sammen med et par klassekammerater og det er lige præcist dér at smerten sætter ind... Fack You......


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14/1-2005, 21:46

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We are not retreating- we're advancing in revere-- Earthworm Jim


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En Kriger kæmper for noget han tror på, en soldat kæmper for noget andre tror på
14/1-2005, 21:47

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Reverse, skulle der stå


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En Kriger kæmper for noget han tror på, en soldat kæmper for noget andre tror på
14/1-2005, 22:01

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Men okay - nik og Jay gik på scenen sammen med Angore drengende da de gav deres højskole-sang til P3 Guld pris uddelingen - den vilde hep hop stil - lidt selvironi har gutterne sgu da - Kvam er klam i den pels.......
15/1-2005, 0:37

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- er også rigtig glad for den her:

"What is this? - A center for ants?"
(Derek - Ben stiller - Zoolander)
15/1-2005, 1:51

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Big Lebowski

Nihilist med småsvanset tysk accent:

"Noo fanny staff, or ve vill cat aff jar Jahnsan"


Og endnu en...

Walter: were you listening to the Dude's story Donny?

Donny: No, I was bowling.

Walter: So, you have no frame of reference here. - Shut up Donny, you are out of your element!



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Oh,gammel, træt og skadet. Hvad blev der af ungdommen og hvorfor så meget kaffe og kage?!
15/1-2005, 2:50

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"ej, det har jeg ikke noget med at gøre. Jeg har hørt spilleboxen er lukket pga noget med nogle rockere"

- David Nielsen, da han bliver konfrontere angående en spillergæld på omkring de 800.000 kr, som har tvunget ejeren af spilleboxen til at lukke.


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I think we have all been headbutted in the face at sometime in life... - Stuart Pearce
15/1-2005, 2:57

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Dogma:

Jay: If you know so much, tell me something about myself.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet.
Jay: Shit, everyone knows that. Tell me something else.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
[Silent Bob starts to look freaked out.]
Jay: [to Bob] Dude, not ALL the time!

Bethany: Then - I don't mean to sound ungrateful - but what are you doing hanging around?
Jay: We're here to pick up chicks.
Bethany: Excuse me?
Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?

Clerks:

Customer: Cute cat. What's his name?
Randal Graves: Annoying customer.
Customer: [grabs pack of cigarettes] Fuckin' dickhead.

Jay Phat Buds: What's up, baby? What's up, sluts?

Dante Hicks: Call the police!
Randal Graves: Why?
Dante Hicks: Because there's a stranger in our bathroom that just raped Caitlin!
Randal Graves: She said she did all the work!
Dante Hicks: Will you shut the fuck up!

Randal Graves: [reading a magazine] Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Dante Hicks: Nudie booth?
Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks: I guess not.
Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks: What kinda show?
[Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels.]
Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening.
Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now?
Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Customer: I will never come to this place again!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry?
Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry, I guess we got carried away.
Customer: I don't know if sorry could make up for it, you've highly offended me.
Randal Graves: Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this out! [Shows him graphic picture from porn mag.] I think you can see her kidneys!

Low I.Q. Video Customer: Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie last year?

[Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter.]
Woman with daughter: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
Woman with daughter: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?
Woman with daughter: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Daughter: Happy Scrappy...
Woman with Daughter: She loves it.
Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?


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Nu vi snakker om The Big Lebowski, synes jeg en af de fedeste er den kommentar the Dude kommer med, efter at blevet svinet til kontinuerligt i 5 minutter i en Limo af Mr. Lebowski:

"That's like your opinion... Man..."

En anden boldgade er scenen i Boondock Saints, lige efter optakten til barslagsmålet i starten af filmen, to store russiske mo'fo's ligger sønderbankede og bandagerede i en gyde. Detective Greenly, kigger skeptisk på den første, så den anden, trækker vejret dybt:

"So these two guys are kicking the shit out of eachother, right?"

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